Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • he was running his hands over your chest? hmmmm.... I don't think his intentions were to save your life.....

    #3 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:53pm by lexiemae97

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  • hey at least you know the pool has lifeguards that do their job!

    #1 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:51pm by jennifer93

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