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Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

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could of been worse...
could of shit ur pants...

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 7:02pm by PrickHead

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LOL you should sniff it all up . take it for the team

#8 - On 06/05/2011 at 7:03pm by ryrywakaka

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