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Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (2733)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Jesus still loves you. Not the religious one, but the one outside Home Depot.

#5 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:16am by MaskingTape

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time to move out.

#2 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:14am by bluegoldfish

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