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Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (3369)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by kerdersty - Canada

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what the fuck. some people have absolutely no self control.

#1 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:55am by malpalll

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You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.

#4 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:56am by lGreenspanl

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