Today, I found out nobody in my family wants to come to my college graduation. I spent 4 years and $60,000 to be the first person in my family to go to college, and nobody wants to see me graduate because the 4 hour ceremony is too long. FML

by strawberrypuff / 05/04/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • You didn't spend 60k on the ceremony... you spent it on the education you got, and the diploma.

    #4 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:18am by brodizzle

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  • Guess you get a free ticket to not go to one of their weddings, funerals, etc...!

    #9 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:27am by Nexxion

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