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Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Who put those condoms in my wallet?

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:07am by 24788

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ydi, for not listening to your high school sex ed teacher when they told you that keeping condoms in your wallet can cause them to be exposed to higher temperatures and/or weird conditions that affect their effectiveness.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:13am by imintheair

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