Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
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Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.
#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:17pm by dkf295
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YDI for not ducking and fighting back with a ninja kick.
#10 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:29pm by wisericky
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