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Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48139) - you deserved it (5070)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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you have a disease and their not telling you.

#5 - On 05/25/2011 at 5:55pm by mxpklx

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#1 - On 05/25/2011 at 5:53pm by rawrkittehpwnage

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