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Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35724) - you deserved it (7566)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

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don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

#2 - On 05/24/2011 at 12:49pm by NYC_Yoshi

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That's a good way for him not to get a fair tip.

#7 - On 05/24/2011 at 12:51pm by DonchaLoveMilk

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