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Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12213) - you deserved it (28871)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Hopefully you weren't commando as well.

#10 - On 05/21/2011 at 8:31pm by hockeyrocks39

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Now you can not so proudly zip it up...

#4 - On 05/21/2011 at 8:16pm by sassypants93

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