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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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Who's the loser?

By thomasthedankengine - 02/06/2021 15:59 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 022

I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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You deserved it 12 424

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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sassyangel24 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

and I thought I was clumsy..

khaya 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:03

Should be on YouTube by now, gonna look up "exit fail".

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sassyangel24 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

and I thought I was clumsy..

XZeenon 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:43

You are, but she is too. :) hehe jk.

Cupcaken 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

I don't get people walking into glass. Glass is really visible, even if squeaky clean.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:53

Depends. If the lighting is just right it is sometimes hard to see.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:11

3, consider yourself lucky if you've never walked into a glass door. I think everyone has at one point or another, minus you.(:

silver0jay 11

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:55

At least you didn't walk through a screen door and it coming off. ...then walking into a glass door leaving smudge marks.

insidejokeswithm 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 21:41

25-your picture reminds me of a heroin addict's mugshot I saw once...

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 21 May 2011 21:52

43- your picture reminds me of a pussy I once pet...

dgr8ing 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:51

I once was skipping, and hopped into a glass door...

haileemarie7 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:08

43- Is that cat missing part of it's ear...?

llCHR15ll 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:52

wtf? why vote at all?!?

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:53

Watch where you're going next time?

chel325 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:28

smanging!!!

afdude87 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 21:49

no, actually.. since people like that bring entertainment to the rest of us

kh8975 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:54

you probably made their day, that sounds really funny

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:54

Way to break the ice on the apparent hook-up initiation lol.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:55

You're blonde, aren't you?

khaya 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:12

I have no hair and I fell down a well, wish I was blond then I would have just knocked my leg against it.

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:43

I'm blonde and I've never done that.

zypher399 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:50

your not that old so there is still plenty of time for you

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 7:49

True.

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:57

faceplant!

xxsarahfxx 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:58

that's not good. look next time!! ydi. :/

InanimateObject 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:58

Rookie mistake.

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