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Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (4289)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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that has to suck but she was NAKED

#1 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:35am by sportskid521

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partying, partying, YEAH! Was she 13 or something??

#4 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:38am by FreebirdIII

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