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Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

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Being a Marine and a ladygaga lover is super badass. You have the right to be jealous. Especially since he's cooler than you.

#11 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:30am by Juliaa15

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I f**king hate farmville.... so dumb!

#3 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:06am by prettyinpunk1025

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