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Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

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Well, at least you gave that squirrel a few more seconds of sweet, sweet life?

#2 - On 05/15/2011 at 10:12am by Showmehowtolive

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Hmmm... that's why you don't "slam on your brakes" for small rodents:(

#5 - On 05/15/2011 at 10:13am by hallkchallkc

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