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Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31419) - you deserved it (5170)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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you need to hump him so he understands who's in charge

#1 - On 05/14/2011 at 5:56am by hare

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Slowly add distance by sticking a prosthetic hand on an extendable pole.

#7 - On 05/14/2011 at 6:10am by docscientist

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