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Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by Gjkashldf (woman) - United States (California)

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It's true, trying to impress anyone is an instant YDI. However, he had no right to tell you to put your shirt back on. It's your shirt, I'm assuming you are either male or had a sports bra on underneath and were not breaking and public indecency rules, so he was entirely out of line. Next time, tell him no.

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:10am by Ohnoitslindsay

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Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:16am by Seegtease

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