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Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (4010)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

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So why wouldn't you call the cops atleast once out of both times?

#2 - On 05/03/2011 at 12:50pm by ImaCanuck

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dude throw a rock at him

#3 - On 05/03/2011 at 12:50pm by ceddyz17

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