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Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

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what a bitch

#1 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:24pm by Vennie98

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that girl isn't worth it then. go find someone who will actually care about you. dealing with a complete bitch isn't worth it. you'll find someone else (:

#9 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:28pm by doom2

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