Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML

by Slipperywhenwet / 02/28/2009 at 8:08am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why is your TV in a room with a tile floor? And if this was your bathroom, why was your bat handy in the bathroom? This smells.

    #5 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:32pm by Seegtease

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  • At least it would have made sense if you smashed the RADIO with a bat.

    #1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:11pm by asdfasdf

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