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Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24987) - you deserved it (17119)

On 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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oh thats gotta "sting"!

#2 - On 04/29/2011 at 2:28am by optimusprime0069

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free honey at ur doorknob ?? (looking at the bright side)

#4 - On 04/29/2011 at 2:28am by LoonyKev

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