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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39000) - you deserved it (3313)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

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Your friend is an idiot.

#3 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:07am by Livinia

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Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

#6 - On 04/25/2011 at 6:08am by Olovio

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