Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML
This is not necessarily fake. I have fallen asleep in a bar before but upstairs it was a hotel. The bartender had to sleep downstairs incase people back to their hotel after the bar was closed and let them in. He even gave me a pillow. I woke up at 7 in the morning to early risers all around me having breakfast. And then I had another beer...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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