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Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40123) - you deserved it (8238)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

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FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend.
I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

#22 - On 04/09/2011 at 1:58pm by RainbowHeadache

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Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

#3 - On 04/09/2011 at 1:50pm by bummervacation

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