Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

by screamo / 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous

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  • dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

    #6 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:58am by mogan

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  • You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

    #2 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:44am by trevorus

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