Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

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  • Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.

    #4 - On 03/30/2011 at 12:55pm by UTTU

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  • That must be some goodass bacon.

    #6 - On 03/30/2011 at 12:57pm by Triumvirate

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