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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta
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that sucks!
the fact you had such a concise FML tells me you aren't hot.
I know, right? Because pretty girls couldn't possibly effectively express themselves while writing. Shit, I must be pretty ******* ugly :(
see 30 least you understand the rules lol
wow that stinks!
Rule of life: women can't be smart and attractive. Here's some examples Sarah Palin: pretty but stupid. Grimke sisters: ugly but smart
Out of all the possible 'pretty but stupid' examples, you chose Sarah Palin!?
haha I know right!!
i_love_grrr
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wtf?? lok
It's a joke lol, if you have better examples feel free to share them.
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson.......
Well, Paris tends to look like a deformed horse, but we are getting closer to the mark.
you're just talking about her ******
she's actually quite intelligent. paris just puts on the stupid act.
laurbear12
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how about Natalie portman? she's gorgeous and went to harvard...
KiddNYC1O
20
Kelly Pickler for crying out loud.
JetLifeNextLife
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maybe you weren't worthy enough to make him stop
OMG U CAN'T GET A GUY TO STOP PICKING HIS NOSE. I rlly wldnt care cuz I ur crying over that, wait til u hav sex with a guy then realize he picks his nose wen ur not around.
Jvr91
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well thinking anyone walking by would make him stop but u didn't,well u must be pretty...damn ugly
67 -- natalie is also funny. :D "we love you, natalie!" "I WANNA **** YOU, TOO!" also, obvious nwa reference. |the kid|
Is anyone else wondering how you can "violently pick your nose?"
90- thanks to you I now got a weird image in my head haha
0opsie
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#90: When it looks like you're stabbing your brain.
laurbear12
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who doesn't want to f Natalie Portman?! lol
Megan fox is a goddess
Thabb
0
Am I the only person who realizes that a nasal cavity is NOT the same thing as a nostril?
I just happen to think she's at least a little smart....
that was for the Sarah one. dang:(
men's rule, we like *****
72, please speak English
BigBoiToys
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Haha good shit... Made my day
MasterE56
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that was me!!! and yes you are ugly! ;)
soapiemonster
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that's mean:(
MrsLender_fml
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He was only digging for gold to find the treasure and impress you OP!
Gknd
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Gary F**king Oak
born_hustla
26
lol
Bet you was glad I walked by then x))
i love how you say violently... he probably gave himself a nose bleed
Reese ur such a Anthony gaOne
well u would sure keep me from continuing to dig in.
briandunlikelmo
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lol ydi for being ugly
i_love_grrr
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ha what did you say?
VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE!
SirEBC
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He was probz intimiadatied by ur big werdz.
for realz
win ^^ lol
Lmao
u spelled intimidated wrong...Sorry
KiddNYC1O
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103- He did that on purpose.
duckie227
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he also spelled 'probably' 'your' and 'words' wrong so I'm guessing it was intentional.
ryanebk
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spellcheck freak.
SoundnVasion
0
happened to my cousin corey once, hes in highschool
Why do you even care what he thinks? The guy was picking his nose in public... He should be writing this FML.
agreed this isn't your problem. its his.
The guy picks his nose in public and you're concerned about his opinion? Who can possibly care what HE thinks?
he was violently picking his nose
mygreenhoodie
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it's probably because the op has low self esteem
ViolentBears
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I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
^^ Hahaha, this made my day lol.
Yeah, I'm going to start picking my nose for guys I have crushes on. I'll let you know how it goes ;)
Yes, finished with a kiss on the tip and a sexy wink.
ewww that's nasty precog lol but funny nonetheless
Awww, so sweet.
KingDingALing
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What's next? Are you going to stick your finger in your a-hole and let him sniff your finger afterwards?
Ewww^ Lol
RedPillSucks
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no, no, no! You're suppose to pick their nose seductively....
cassiesandra
0
you're so adorable.
BabbiiLovvee
0
ugh dip.
aiden2976
0
that must be itD:<
PrittyinPit
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It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D
i_love_grrr
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agreed lol
holymolybro
0
Looks like you have an ugly situation.
MasterE56
4
boo! you stink!
holymolybro
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I will steal your damn Pokemon.
MasterE56
4
noooooooooooooo
DoULie21
0
Atleast he stopped though.
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I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D