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Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML


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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

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When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

#12 - On 03/23/2011 at 2:13pm by sweet_candy_

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lol fyl....i feel very bad for op for the simple fact I've given out the "wrong" number to people I can only imagine how it feels :/

#1 - On 03/23/2011 at 1:57pm by RetroXI

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