Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.
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You should totally creep them out for doing that. Just stick your hand down your pants and jack off.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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