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Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16444) - you deserved it (21569)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

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this is what happens when you fish for compliments

#6 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:59am by FreeDome

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Why were you hoping for him to tell you that you are smart if you just said you wanted to be a hotel maid?...

Smart people don't want to be hotel maids. Those two things are obviously at odds with each other.

#9 - On 03/18/2011 at 7:06am by FYLDeep

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