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Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10804) - you deserved it (38969)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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"Wer es nicht im Kopf hat, muss es in den Beinen haben" or in English: "Who doesn't use ones head, has to use ones legs"

#6 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:18am by that_is_Nathy

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Oh no I did something super healthy. Now I need to go back and do it again. You just learned how to burn off all that gravy and grits your mom made for you because you don't visit too often so she tries to make it up by cooking 3 years of food hoping to entice you to come over more option but you'd rather go to the other side of the mountain than spend time with her. Forshame

#24 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:42am by enonymous

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