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Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML


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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like
"That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.

#2 - On 03/13/2011 at 4:07am by ChibiChibi

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Sounds like something that I would do:D

#1 - On 03/13/2011 at 4:04am by jess6blondie9

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