By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 576
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Same thing different taste

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And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

PYLrulz 17

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Winner!!!!!

i_love_grrr 0
ReynshineCutting 10

Not necessarily. I look pregnant but I'm just fat lol. It's all in my belly.

I wish I had the wit for comebacks like this when these confrontations happen.

I don't think that's entirely true. Some girls bodies don't fill out everywhere when they gain weight. They'll stay skinny everywhere else and get that little "pooch" belly. Easily mistaken. But, it doesn't change the fact that the lady was a self-righteous, bigot, bitch.

kiTTi333 6

ha ha, the first three responses this are the best EVER! Sorry you dealt with a bitch. Just wait... her time will come.

john7h567hgrd 0

Yup, that woman is a ****. And I hate when people give condescending advice when its none of their business. furthermore, even if she was pregnant how does she know that she didn't do it on purpose?

Exactly! For all the woman knows, OP could be in a stable, completely straight-down-the-line God-fearing marriage and have planned her non-existent pregnancy! I have a friend who is a 30-ish mature-age student at university, and she used to get crap all the time about being pregnant. People used to ask her who was going to help her raise the baby. Her answer "Um, the father..." People are idiots that can't mind their own business. When you meet such a person, ignore them, and praise Jeebus that you'll wake up in the morning and not be them.

OP's profile says she's 13... But that's beside the point.

Nah, good point - I'd missed that. In that case, the opposite applies - you'd think you'd give a 13 year-old the benefit of the doubt. My theory that people are idiots still stands.

I got pregnant at sixteen... people really think it's helpful to get on your case about it... they would be like "oh my god! you're life is over! raising a baby is so hard by yourself! you'll never finish highschool!" First of all, telling me getting pregnant was a bad idea isn't going to magically make me unpregnant. Second of all, I moved in with my boyfriend at the end of my pregnancy, we had two more babies over the course of me finishing my highschool (because we didn't want to have our kids super far apart) and we got married almost a year after I turned 18. People need to mind their own business... And if you really were pregnant, that person is extra stupid for pissing of a hormonal pregnant lady.

Bates621 0

I was overweight when ten and got kicked off of a ride at the county fair because the operator thought I was pregnant.

You know, most of the time, there's a clear difference between an overweight, protruding belly and a pregnant woman's belly. Jeez. You'd think people would start to clue in to that fact.

TayonaC 10

yeah this sub did that to my friend. she's a girl but looks exactly lika a boy I mean if you didn't know her and she had on glasses or something you wouldn't know but the sub called her a boy 3 times 1: accident 2 and 3: she said she knew she was a girl but didn't care because she looked like a boy so she will be called one it was really rude

This world would be a much better place if people would just mind their own business. I would have told her to **** off.

Some people in this world seriously need to mind their own ******* business. And what the hell is wrong with being pregnant ? It's not AIDS !

What's wrong with people who have AIDS?

I meant that being pregnant is not a major disease she got by having unprotected sex

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

what's wrong with people who have AIDS? their immune system is shot and they can die from the common cold along with any other slight infection.

I don't think you get it 94... i was making fun out of how he had wrote his comment as if there was something wrong with people who had aids, as if they should be avoided or something.

boatkicker 4

I don't think #10's point had anything to do with the people in the situations, and a lot more to do with the situations themselves. Pregnancy can be a blessing. Can you think of even one case where having AIDS is a good thing?

@30 HIV can also be transmitted from mother to child. It's not just unprotected sex.

You should have thoroughly beat her ass and then said " now if you kept your mouth shut you wouldn't be in critical condition, getting ready to be sent to the ICU".

Why can't people just mind their own business?