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Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15258) - you deserved it (30775)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

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Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.

#4 - On 03/12/2011 at 10:07am by Doortje

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Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.

#10 - On 03/12/2011 at 10:32am by ninjasaurous

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