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Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car so they won't be stopping to get me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51308) - you deserved it (2145)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by leftbehind - United States (Wisconsin)

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My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:00pm by Dr. Phil

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Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"

#1 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:54pm by haha

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