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Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8996) - you deserved it (95710)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science?
They could use it to study the null-brain.

#5 - On 03/08/2011 at 1:09pm by Alleged_Cranium

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You should have tried it on your friend.

#4 - On 03/08/2011 at 1:08pm by sweet_candy_

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