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Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML
My biggest pet peeve is people driving like fucking idiots because they are occupied with their phone.
You deserved it.
You people know that you've all done it before. Do you really want to throw the first stone here?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015