Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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  • can i get a wtf?

    #1 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:05am by thewhiteninja

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  • Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day...
    WTF was your neighbor doing with a fucking canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

    #8 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:11am by Kefka91

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