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Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28107) - you deserved it (15051)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

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You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

#1 - On 03/05/2011 at 5:56am by chrstygrl06

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Why would you tell your parents that anyway?

#3 - On 03/05/2011 at 6:07am by ILoveEggnog

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