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By anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:34 - France

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 696

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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You deserved it 2 523

Egg IRL

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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You deserved it 4 105

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By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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You deserved it 221

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By Kelly - 26/08/2023 16:00

Today, I was admiring a hot surfer with my friend when he approached us. I was prepared to give him my number but instead he said, “If I was staring at you two in your bikinis the way you two were ogling me, i’d go to jail. I’m old enough to know your dad by the way, have some respect.” FML

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You deserved it 1 536

chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:56

You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:07

Why would you tell your parents that anyway?

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chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:56

You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

dusty209 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 4:26

a. not everyones parents are gona do that b. so wat if she knows u think she's attractive

TXjuggalo972 6

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:25

the waiter is a girl

TXjuggalo972 6

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:27

*sigh* you changed your comment from he to she so forget what I said

CAC_Boomerang 24

Friday 3 April 2015 19:33

#50 C) Your grammar is so bad that your parents have to use embarrassment to prevent you from breeding

Sadochan 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:59

Or you could tell him yourself?

FUGYU 2

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:49

exactly, OP must be 5.

ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:07

Why would you tell your parents that anyway?

gntfmlingnow 12

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:59

I've gotta ask, WHAT is with your pic

rottentomatoes 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:12

True.

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:14

Sounds like my mother. Which is why I haven't told her personal things since I was 7. YDI, you should've known your parents by now.

x3herox3 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:18

I dont tell any1 that i have a crush on some1. I tell te person that it.

Trupe 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:21

So you were too scared to tell a guy you think he's hot? If you're 13+, you need to work on that. Being shy only holds you back.

Jizwold 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:09

shy girls are the best cause they let u do anything since they are so self conscious

Justine94_x 31

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:51

If they're shy they're not gonna let you do shit because they're so self-conscious...

mask724 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:55

actually, shy girls wait until your alone behind closed doors.

pinkdottedbow 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:51

Do you seriously tell every person you see and find attractive what you feel about them?

ambowew 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:35

You should leave your number on a napkin when you leave, just to make your stalker facade all that more overwhelming.

Dragons_corner 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:49

my mom does this.

UberQwerty 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:47

exactly!

sincerely331 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:55

how is this an fml??

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Same thing different taste

Egg IRL

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