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Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs this hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by DudeManBro69 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Eeew!! That's disgusting!! o.O

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:01pm by Fredzter

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This doesn't all add up though
If you thought it was rain, where do you live? Does rain pound at you viciously in one small area? I mean if it were the final drops, sure, but you said you saw him peeing after you felt the rain. If you saw him before, then you're a moron for walking under his piss.

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:06pm by Demon_Squirtle

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