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Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16390) - you deserved it (9604)

On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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What, if I may ask, is a Turpin?

#1 - On 03/04/2011 at 10:04am by SassiestLemon

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You cleaned your face with a Transurethral Resection of the Prostate? That makes no sense.

#9 - On 03/04/2011 at 10:07am by DocBastard

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