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Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47185) - you deserved it (5264)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol

#6 - On 03/03/2011 at 7:33pm by sgenfkshe

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I don't think it's for those above age 10.

#7 - On 03/03/2011 at 7:34pm by Bates621

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