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Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 5:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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really? I wouldn't have guessed...

#2 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:05pm by hiloman500

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I don't see the issue. The concerts are only on specific days, if it was something they really wanted to see, Friday would be the only day they could go.
Why can't his parents go to the concert and celebrate OPs birthday all day on the Saturday?

If this was me in this situation I'd let them go to their concert and just suggest we go out for dinner the next day or any time that weekend to celebrate my birthday. And not bitch about it on FML.
OP, get over it.

#17 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:21pm by Lisa89

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