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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

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I would have done that on purpose.

#9 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:25am by coffeentea

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Perhaps everyone just thought, "Man, what a badass wizard that is. And he eats yogurt just like the rest of us!"

#6 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:22am by bohchris

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