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Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (2927)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

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Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!

#1 - On 02/20/2011 at 10:31am by w2z1

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#18 - On 02/20/2011 at 10:55am by ohSNAPyall

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