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By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line tells me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I've got a headache, my legs are stiff and my date must think I stood her up. The tech finally arrives, pries the door open, then rudely asks, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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livewire1701 8

Friday 18 February 2011 9:00

You have to admit it's funny

sourgirl101 28

Friday 18 February 2011 9:23

I just finished watching the movie "Devil"! I think I'll take the stairs from now on.

Comments

livewire1701 8

Friday 18 February 2011 9:00

You have to admit it's funny

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 18 February 2011 11:29

People pay to go to theme parks just to go on giant drop rides. Enjoy the ride, maybe if you ask nicely the elevator guy can give you a picture of your ride as well.

nicobington 1

Friday 18 February 2011 17:50

ur my favorite FML guy I see u all the time and u say the best stuff. thank you

kingedoftheworld 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:04

Lolz

xbella 8

Friday 18 February 2011 9:13

aw! poor you!

KI3S 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:16

sue that bitch.

Doortje 29

Friday 18 February 2011 9:25

Yeahh, sue that bitch for laughing!! And sue the smallness of the elevator! And the 'help' buzzer! -_-

redbluegreen 40

Friday 18 February 2011 10:23

I'd sue the family of the person who invented elevators! Just think about how many millions of people must be traumatized by the blasted contraptions! It's a shared fear by people across the globe. They must be stopped once and for all!

atomicJ 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:18

I would probably shit my pants.

melpo 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:22

I freak out in elevators as it is, this would just mess me up even more. FYL

krazy_glu3 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:42

same here. I'm terrified of elevators. my parents said the first time I got in an elevator I cried. haha. I still freak out. being stuck in one would traumatize me!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 18 February 2011 9:23

I just finished watching the movie "Devil"! I think I'll take the stairs from now on.

I_R_Genius 3

Friday 18 February 2011 9:29

Devils a good movie, confusing, but good.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 18 February 2011 9:54

It was okay. I figured out the end. I've not been pleased with Night's movies lately. "The Lady in the Water" was the worst. And don't get me started on "The Happening" Are you kidding me! All that from the wind!?!?! WTF

mshooter 0

Friday 18 February 2011 11:25

M Night tries too hard ever since Sixth Sense. I'm not even mad that you spoiled The Happening for me because I've been turned away from his movies that much that I could care less about an M Night movie after what I've heard about them. Devil was a decent redemption from the Last Airbender though

Lifeisntfair13 0

Friday 18 February 2011 11:32

true sourgirl "the happening" was the worst movie on earth, I went to the movies to go see it and when it was over everybody went to the front to get their money back.