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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
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Friday 28 August 2015