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Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

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I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:01am by MrFancy

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That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'

#4 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:03am by manda_baby_rawr

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