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Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML


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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems.
Are you 10?

#2 - On 02/09/2011 at 5:51pm by meg238f

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And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. Fuck HER life, not yours.

#12 - On 02/09/2011 at 5:56pm by catkat1988

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