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Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML


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On 02/07/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

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Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?

#5 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:04pm by InBetweenDreams

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Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.

#8 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:05pm by allmidnighteyes

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