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Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML


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On 04/30/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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i think its time for a new best friend

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:15pm by lyssa61189

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she threw herself 3 separate birthday parties? She sounds like a spoiled bitch. You are better off without her.

#8 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:26pm by llllight

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